A buddy of mine forwarded this to me:
Originally written just after George W's election in 2001 as a gag
posted in the satirical weekly "the onion".
it very obviously makes seemingly wild and ludicrous commentary on
Republican policy.
Stop and consider how many of these fantastical scenarios have
actually become our painful reality...and then ask yourself how you
could possibly vote republican...
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